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The Amazing Adventures of Monkey King!

Tales of ultimate personal failure and inadequacy!

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Name:
Monkey
Birthdate:
1985

a little about me?
i play with my nipples when i'm bored
i also play with my goatee, i love it so!
you somehow found your way to my journal...
my name is monkey and this is my life...
enjoy mother fucker! because i know im having a hell of a time
-Monkey




change stand grow
these things you'll never be
taste your fate
all that you'll ever be
a life love unconditional
a life love
love unconditional

chase
chase 'em down string 'em up
hate
hate the ones who bring you down





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